Thoughts After a Sporadic Run

Dear men who smile at me while I run, STOP. You look like a total creeper. Don’t make me pepper spray you.

Everything itches, so I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to my own sweat.

There are way too many people out and about at 8:00 in the morning. I need to wake up earlier.

Dear gardeners, fuck your leaf blower fumes.

I now have just twenty minutes to stretch and get ready for work. 👍🏻

It was worth it, though. I think.

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